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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 08:49

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

HELLO

What are the beliefs of those who think climate change is a conspiracy theory? What do they predict will happen if we do not address it?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

After a few moments he returns.

Sure no problem officer.

Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

{RING} {RING}

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

What are the challenges associated with the birth narratives of Jesus?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?